Geveda ?!

04 Jun 2012 / 13,817 notes via: niallers-irish-princess source: k4tie-did

#one direction

friend: who's the gay looking one from one direction?

me: you're gonna have to be more specific

04 Jun 2012 / 23,165 notes via: crazedlunatic source: cruciology

Me: Ugh, why isn't my pizza done yet?

Mom: It's been in for three minutes. Just wait.

Me: I DID MY WAITING!

Mom: Oh, god, not again.

Me: TWELVE YEARS OF IT!

Mom: Every time.

Me: IN AZKABAN!

04 Jun 2012 / 26,685 notes via: crazedlunatic source: sextroverted

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#OH LAWD #THIS IS SO GREAT #I JUST #:D :D #SO DOWNLOADING THIS AND MAKING THE NERDIEST SIM EVER

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04 Jun 2012 / 4,489 notes via: resurrectednightmares source: shavingryansprivates

mom: *calls my name*

me: what

mom:

me: what

mom:

me: what

mom:

me: what

mom: *yells my name*

me: what

mom: WHY AREN'T YOU ANSWERING ME

04 Jun 2012 / 148,787 notes via: resurrectednightmares source: laazy

math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie

history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs

literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"

physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.

04 Jun 2012 / 13,185 notes via: horanimo source: peetapockets